The Comics Editor

In case you’re wondering what that has to do with Sarah Palin:

Also, more merch is coming soon…

Nothing’s actually going to be spread around, is it?

I have no idea what I’m doing. I don’t know why I can’t seem to allow comments. I’m trying. Just not very hard.

I’m extending the comment contest for a week. So we can have comments.

I’m sorry.

1. Food is everywhere! Think about ALL the stuff you see in the street every day that is edible!

2. Don’t forget your public library! It’s warm and filled with delicious books.

3. We still have the internet.

4. Don’t be afraid to have sex for money. Even if you’re ugly! And surprisingly, almost all drugs are slimming!

Jim Davis is really, seriously losing it.

I’m giving out a prize to the best garf1.com comments this week. Details to follow.

Really? How is this not a big deal? Every time I watch a sporting event I have to see ads for whiskey? But Joe Camel is outlawed??