We are all Witnesses

final6-2-09

Welcome to Eltingville

final5-19-09

Whenever Calvin Pees on Jeff Gordon, we all win

final-3-19-09

I Have a Conditional Discharge

If you know what I mean.

final-2-26-09

Waist Watcher Diet Orange high

final-2-24-09

iphone drum machine

final-2-23-09

Love is a Many Splendored Thing

A few lucky garfers got a surprise this Valentine’s Day! I’m STUCK ON YOU!

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Garf1 to the Rescue

Look out tonight at MSG. Kobe set the table. LeBron brought what he had.

But tonight: GARF1!

final-2-5-09

My coundown clock is broken

Maybe we can sell new ones to conservatives. Or white supremacists. Or, you know, liberals. I bet they’re pissed.

The war rages on!

Not that you’d know it…